recent studies show that ur a lil bitch
(Source: nippled)
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(Source: circumcisions)
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(Source: hipsterinatardis)